Patricia the stripper

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I’m going out to dinner, with a wallpaper hanger

To the chipper or maybe the Chinese

Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia

When she’s working, she can be quite a tease

She said after she eats dinner, she  works out to get thinner

She needs to keep moving on her feet

And after a few scoops, she’s always in a hoop

So she gets to work after she lays dust sheets

You see Patricia , or Delicia, not only is a  hanger

She also removes the paper too

BECAUSE PATRICIA, IS THE BEST STRIPPER IN TOWN

(sing it)

And with a swing of her hips , she started to strip

To tremendous applause, she prepared all the walls

And with a lick of her lips she got to grips

With tremendous flair, she stood on a chair

And as the last piece of paper fell to the floor

The neighbours were banging down the door

On Saturday night, at twenty five past four

Then  Patricia was arrested after neighbours who detested

The manner in which she imposed

So she was brought to court, where everybody thought

Her noisy decorating would be disclosed

But the judge said Patricia, or may I say Delicia

The facts of this case lie before me…

Case dismissed

This girl was just decorating her house.

( all together now)

And with a swing of her hips , she started to strip

To tremendous applause, she prepared all the walls

And with a lick of her lips she got to grips

With tremendous flair, she stood on a chair

And as the last piece of paper fell to the floor

The police were yelling…more more more

On Saturday night, at twenty five past four.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About trishnugentwriter

A wife and mother of four who writes and acts as much as she can in between the housework and shopping. I have been published in 'Irelands Own' 'Intallaght' and 'Tallaght Echo'. I have won prizes for poetry including 1st place in The Bealtaine Writing comp in 2012.I'm a member of drama group in 'An Cosan' in Tallaght and also 'Platform One' Writers group in Rua Red.
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