Camel Toe

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The desert is no place to go

If you have a camel toe

Your clothes must be loose and free

Not strict and tight around your… knee  (behave!)

Don’t wear tight clothes in the Sahara

But do wear waterproof mascara

You will be so hot and sweaty

With panda eyes like cousin Betty

Stay cool, and don’t be minding fashion

Though there won’t be many nights of passion

Especially if your knickers droop

But you will have a stay fresh hoop

If you keep it baggy down below

And you’ll avoid a camel toe 😉

 

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About trishnugentwriter

A wife and mother of four who writes and acts as much as she can in between the housework and shopping. I have been published in 'Irelands Own' 'Intallaght' and 'Tallaght Echo'. I have won prizes for poetry including 1st place in The Bealtaine Writing comp in 2012.I'm a member of drama group in 'An Cosan' in Tallaght and also 'Platform One' Writers group in Rua Red.
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2 Responses to Camel Toe

  1. sepultura13 says:

    ROFLMAO! This is funny, the ode to the “camel toe!”

    I wonder what you would do for ‘M’ with a “moose knuckle?” ’tis the male version of “camel toe,” LOL!
    Fashions from the 60s and 70s would be good inspirations, I think…

    😄

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