This is the true story of how German Jennifer got caught short on a visit to Dublin and decided to have a pee at the side of the M50 motorway. Some were of the opinion that she should have emptied her duty free gin and used the bottle as a recepticle for said pee,but without a funnel handy,she had no choice but to grin and bare it. :p
Driving one day down the M50
Jen felt the need to go rather nifty
She pulled her car over to the side
(she usually only stops there for a quick ride)
Having nothing handy to go in
She wasn’t wasting her bottle of gin
Behind a bush at the top of the hill
Unaware passing drivers would get a cheap thrill
Pulled down her knickers and said ”feck this,
I really need to do a piss
She was in view of the speed cameras of course
And the whole (hole) of Dublin could see her arse.
To this day she wont look at ‘Crimewatch’.
In case they have a close up of her crotch.
So ladies beware when you feel the need
Remember where Jennifer stopped and peed.
Dont save your gin, trying to be thrifty
COS UR ARSE WILL BE ALL OVER THE M50!!