Quandary ( to pee or not to pee that is the Question)

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This is the true story of how German Jennifer got caught short on a visit to Dublin and decided to have a pee at the side of the M50 motorway. Some were of the opinion that she should have emptied her duty free gin and used the bottle as a recepticle for said pee,but without a funnel handy,she had no choice but to grin and bare it.   :p

canI pee now

Driving one day down the M50

Jen felt the need to go rather nifty

She pulled her car over to the side

(she usually only stops there for a quick ride)

Having nothing handy to go in

She wasn’t wasting her bottle of gin

Behind a bush at the top of the hill

Unaware passing drivers would get a cheap thrill

Pulled down her knickers and  said ”feck this,

I really need to do a piss

She was in view of the speed cameras of course

And the whole (hole) of Dublin could see her arse.

To this day she wont look at ‘Crimewatch’.

In case they have a close up of her crotch.

So ladies beware when you feel the need

Remember where Jennifer stopped and peed.

Dont save your gin, trying to be thrifty

COS UR ARSE WILL BE ALL OVER THE M50!!

monkey bum

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About trishnugentwriter

A wife and mother of four who writes and acts as much as she can in between the housework and shopping. I have been published in 'Irelands Own' 'Intallaght' and 'Tallaght Echo'. I have won prizes for poetry including 1st place in The Bealtaine Writing comp in 2012.I'm a member of drama group in 'An Cosan' in Tallaght and also 'Platform One' Writers group in Rua Red.
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7 Responses to Quandary ( to pee or not to pee that is the Question)

  1. Janine says:

    Lol poor jen 😉

  2. Ha, she’ll know next time :p

  3. Hello, Trish! This made me laugh! With today’s technology, you really should be extra careful what you do in public. You never know who’ll have their phones poised and ready to capture that moment on video or photo, LoL!

    Happy A to Z-ing! from Laura Marcella @ Wavy Lines

  4. Remember my wife getting caught like that once but at least it was not on the motorway and out of sight.

  5. Thanks for commenting guys .Poor Jen didn’t know she would be on my blog when she relayed this story. Loving A2Z. will pop by your blogs 🙂

  6. Joe Owens says:

    Well you cannot expect totally privacy out in the open like that I guess.

  7. auntyamo says:

    haha love it 😀

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