I had to go sign on the dole
It was a right pain in the hole.
I suppose I should be glad
Once a month is not too bad,
There is always a huge queue
But there’s nothing else I can do
But wait with all the other poor sods
Like me who are out of a job
Some days it’s not really funny
You’d think they were paying you from their own money
‘Have you made any attempt to seek employment?’
– No, I just sign on for the enjoyment!
‘Have you applied for work since you last signed on?’
– Yeah, but the jobs are always gone!
‘Are you receiving any other benefits?’
– Yeah, rent allowance to stay at the Ritz
Yer one gave me a dirty look
But you know,I didn’t give a fuck
This feckin’ recession is getting out of hand!
So few jobs,so much demand
Had an interview in McDonalds at nine o’clock
Thought they were all queuing for Big Macs.
Hundreds clutching their CV’s
For a burger flipper in Maccy D’s
There’s nothing for it,before it’s too late
I think I’ll have to emigrate. 😦